JUST WHAT MAKES 100 % ?


What does it mean to give more than 100% ?


Some say they are giving more than 100!


Some in authority will ask or more than 100%.


Some ancient languages have a numerical value for each letter of their alphabet. Supposing you want to promise to give lO3 %. for openers.


Well, here’s a little mathematical formula that will help you answer this most pressing problem.


Here are the letters in our alphabet.


A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z


AND, their numerical value is represented simply as:


1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21 -22-23-24-25-26.(That’s easy to remember)


THEN:

H-A-R-D--W-O-R-K would be:

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%, and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E would be:


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%, but,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is:


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%, however,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:


While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it’s Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


Now, Computer “Hotshot” just how much are you willing to give?



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