An employee’s boss called his home with an urgent problem, only to get a small child whispering, “Hello.”

 “Is your Daddy home,” he asked?

“Yes,” came the whispering voice.

“May I speak with him, please?” “No,” replied the child. “Is your mother home?” “Yes.” “May I speak with her?” “No.”

Becoming somewhat exasperated, he said, “Is anybody else there”?

“Yes ... a policeman,” said the voice. “Then may I speak with the policeman?”

 “No, he’s busy.”

 “Busy doing what?”

 “Talking with Mommy and Daddy and the firemen,” came the whispered answer. Worried, and hearing what sounded like a helicopter in the background, he asked, “What’s that noise?”

 “A hello-copper,” said the voice.

Now really alarmed, the boss asked, “What’s going on there?”

“The search team just landed the hello-copper,” said the now awed child.

Now, very concerned, the boss asked, “My goodness, what are they searching for?” Still whispering, the child replied along with a muffled giggle, “ME!”

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