Subject: Holy Land

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Halfway through their trip, the mother-in-law dies. So the guy goes to an undertaker, who explains that they can ship the body home, but it'll cost $5,000. Or, they can bury her in the Holy Land for $150.

"We'll ship her home," says the son-in-law. "Are you sure?" asks the undertaker? "That's an awfully big expense. And I can assure you we do a very nice burial here."

"Look," says the son-in-law, "a little over two thousand years ago someone was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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