My Hometown Was so small ......

...our city limits signs are both on the same post!

...the City jail is called amoeba, it only has one cell

...the McDonalds only has one arch.

              ...the 7-11 market is a 3 ½ - 5 ½

             ...the phone book only has one page

              ...the one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions

                     ...there’s nothing doing every minute

                     ...the zip code was a fraction

                     ...Second Street is in the next town over

                            ...there’s no place to go that you shouldn’t

                            ...a “Night on the Town” takes only 1 minutes

                            ...the mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog