JUST AN OVERSIGHT
From “Now I’LL TELL ONE”
By: HARRY HIRSHFIELD
(Copyright Chilton Company, 1938)
SMITH, Jones and Greene came to the big city to attend
the Horseradish Dealers’ Convention. They got a room
together on the sixtieth floor of a hotel. That night they
went out for a bit of excitement and returned about 2 A.M.
As they entered the lobby of the hotel, the clerk informed
the trio that the elevators had broken down and would not
be fixed until morning. He would arrange cots for them in
“No, no,” answered Jones. “We’ll walk up.”
“But you are on the sixtieth floor,” reminded the clerk.
“We know it — but just the same, we’ll walk up.”
As the three started up the stairs, Jones again suggested
something. “Boys, after all, it’s sixty floors, so I have an
idea. To keep it interesting while we walk up, for the first
twenty floors I’ll sing. The next twenty flights, Smith, you
tell jokes — and, as you are by nature a sad guy, Greene,
you’ll tell sad stories for the last twenty floors. Anything to
keep up the interest.”
Up they started. Jones sang for twenty flights. Then up
to the fortieth floor Smith told nifty jokes. As they started
for the final twenty Jones said, “Now Greene, you tell sad
“Have, I got something sad to tell you immediately,”
moaned Greene! “I forgot to take the keys.”
When speculation has done its worst,
two and two still make four.
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