Strange “Insults With Class!”
“I didn’t attend the funeral,
but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
-— Mark Twain
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his best friends.”
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play.
Bring a friend......, if you have one.”
—— George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night,
will attend second night. If there is one!
Winston Churchill, in response.
“I feel so miserable without you;
it’s almost like having you here!
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”
“I’ve just learned about his illness.
Let hope it’s nothing trival
Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in other people.”
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.”
“He had delusions of adequacy.”
Church of the Science of God
La Jolla, California 92038-3131
© Church of the Science of GOD, 1993