FUNNY BUT SO TRUE


You really know that you are getting old when - - -

everything either dries up or leaks.


I don’t know how I got over the hill

without getting to the top.


Ah, being young is beautiful,

but being old is sure comfortable.


First, you forgot names,

then you forgot faces.

The you forgot to pull up your zipped.

It’s worse now when you forget to pull it down.


Long time ago men cursed and beat the ground

with sticks, it was called witchcraft.

Today, it’s called golf.


A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.

Is it true,” she wanted to know,

 “that the medication you prescribed has

to be taken for the rest of my life?”


“Yes!, I’m afraid so.” The doictor told her.


There was a long moment of silence.

before the senior lady replied,


“I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition

because this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS’”



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