A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage,


'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'


The cardiologist , a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.


So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'


The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...


'Try doing it with the engine running.

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