The Washington Post’s Style Invitational challenged readers to come up with ideas for a new medication and its possible use. Published entries included:

• Prestidigitalis: a cure-all. Works like magic!

• Sexcedrin: what to give someone who says, “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache.”
• Ropadopamine: retards brain damage from blows to the head.
• Histalavista: say bye-bye to those allergies.
• Milk of Amnesia: infant formula to help forget birth trauma.
• Non-interferon: black-market drug often slipped to unsuspecting in-laws.
• Testosteroni: a hormonal supplement eaten as pasta.
• Aesthetominophen: you don’t feel any better, but you look fabulous!

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