The Washington Post’s Style Invitational challenged readers to come up with ideas for a new medication and its possible use. Published entries included:

  • Prestidigitalis: a cure-all. Works like magic!

  • Sexcedrin: what to give someone who says, “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache.”
  • Ropadopamine: retards brain damage from blows to the head.
  • Histalavista: say bye-bye to those allergies.
  • Milk of Amnesia: infant formula to help forget birth trauma.
  • Non-interferon: black-market drug often slipped to unsuspecting in-laws.
  • Testosteroni: a hormonal supplement eaten as pasta.
  • Aesthetominophen: you don’t feel any better, but you look fabulous!

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