THE AMERICAN DREAM

Only in America......

..........................can a pizza get to your house before an ambulance.

..........................are there handicap parking places at the skating rink

..........................do people order, double cheese burger, large fry, and a diet coke.

..........................do drugstores make the sick and ill walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescription filled

..........................do banks leave both doors open---but chains the pens to the counters..

..........................do we leave cars worth thousand of dollars in our driveways and leave useless junk in the garage.

.........................do we use answering machines to screen calls------and then have call waiting so we don’t miss a call from someone we don’t want to talk to

........................do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten, and our buns in packages of eight.

........................do we use the word “politics” to describe the process so well. “Poli” in Latin means “many” and “tics” meaning “blood-sucking creatures”

... ........................do banks have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering