THE PURPLE COW

                    Gelette Burgess

I never saw a Purple Cow;

I never Hope to See One;

But I can Tell you, Anyhow,

I’d rather See than Be One.

                              AH, YES, I WROTE THE “PURPLE COW,,

Gelette Burgess

                                                                        Ah, yes, I wrote the “Purple Cow”—

                                                                        I’m sorry, now, I Wrote it.!!!l

                                                                        But I can Tell you, Anyhow,

                                                                        I’ll Kill you if you Quote it!

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