The Perfect Employee?



I. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found

2. hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without

3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never

4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always

5. finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended

6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be

10. classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be

11. dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Bob be

12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

13. executed as soon as possible.


                              ~—~Addendum:

             That idiot was looking over my shoulder while

            I wrote the report that was sent to you earlier today.

                       Kindly re-read using only the odd numbered lines.



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